There are many ways to eat a masala dosa and whatever way one eats the dosa there is a very good reason for doing it. It shows some traits of the person that is you…..
Case 1: People who open the masala dosa and eat it:
These are the people who are very open about their life. Everyone the person friends know all about him/her. I have generally seen guys do this rather than girls. Some people think that it is a gross of way eating, but in truth, these people are just portraying who they are and how their life is.
Case 2: Poeple who start from both ends and approach the masala later:
These are the people who like to wait for the exciting things to come to their life. Sadly when the time comes, there are not too interested or just do not know how to enjoy it to the fullest. These are the folks who just want life as either dry or exciting. They just do not know how to phase their life and enjoy it no matter what. There are two types of people within this group.
Case 2.1: People who finish all the masala:
These people just do not care as much for the fun times as they are already brought down by the harsh reality of life. The dry periods in their life has left them with so much scars that they do not want to be really happy when the time is right. The just take only as much they needed and end their life. A very sorry state indeed.
Case 2.2: People who finish all the masala with the little dosa they have:
These are the folks who are just the extremes. They just go all out in life. No matter it is dark or bright. They may not enjoy the life to the fullest but they make sure that they get every single good and bad thing out of life. Sometimes these people are really hard to get along with. They are either your best friends or worst enemies. They do not have a middle path at all.
Case 3: People who start from the middle and proceed to both ends:
These re the people who like to get right to what they think is their best part of life. Usually these guys finish the good portions in a hurry and get stuck with nothing but worst parts of their life. The thing to note among these people is that the tendency to burn out early in their life. Like the above case, there are two kinds of people in this group too:
Case 3.1: People who do not finish the dosa:
These folks are the saddest of people. They are the ones who tend to end their life as soon as it hits the bad patch. For them, they only need and want the best things in life and nothing more. Typically, they are not prepared or tuned to life as a whole. They just want to enjoy from first to last. Sadly, no one in the world can live without even an ounce of sadness in life. Not even the richest of the richest. But to self destruct at the mere sign of distress is very bad. That is what these guys tend to do. Some learn to live their life but most of them do not.
Case 3.2: People who do finish the dosa:
These folks are the typical human beings. We all enjoy the greatest of times in life and push the sad parts thinking about the great times in life. Typically the place is clean and nothing is left for fate or in life. Happiness and sadness are part of life and these guys know that and are kind of prepared for it. Life is not always happy but there are moments of happiness here and there.
Case 4: People who eat the dosa making sure that the masala lasts for the whole dosa:
These people are very rare. These are the people who like to attain balance in their life. It is hard to displease these people and it is hard to make them really happy. They like their balance and are very protective of it. Sadly these are the people who tend to be lonely as anyone else may upset the balance of their system. Perfectionist to the core and aree very careful. These guys do not make the best compnay but are needed in any group to make the group from going haywire.
Case 5: People who do not share and eat the dosa as if it is precious:
These folks are very protective about their life. They do not want anyone to come and interfere in their life. The like to hide their true nature and intensions for their benefit. Beware of such people as they are in every group for their own need and nothing else.
Case 6: People who offer their first bite to others:
These guys are overly friendly. They do naything to be aprt of a group and make everyone feel like the group is important than the individuals. They are the glue that holds any group together. They are very friendly and bring the best of all the others in the group. They go out of the way to help other friends. Most groups should have a person like this and they are the ones who plan the group outings and other group activities. Once this person is out of the group, typically, the group slowly falls apart.
Case 7: People who take one or two bites and then offer the dosa to others:
These guys care about friends and friendship but take their time into the group. they take their time in making friends and they typically are very committed once into the friendship. These guys like to be always in the side lines and typically do not jump into anything in life. They always take their time to analyse the situation and then make a decision. These guys take the better safe than sorry approach.
Case 8: People who wait for others to make the offer first:
Typical people. They are unsure about everything. Even if they wanted to offer, they will wait till the other person offers the food first. If the other person is silent, so are these people. They are the followers. They do terrific idea, they will pitch it to someone else and get their advice before proceeding. Sadly, most of the elderly world liek these types of people.
Case 9: People who offer dosa only when they cannot finish it on their own:
You all may be familair with these kinds of people. People who are very generous only when all their needs are fulfilled. They are selfish but at the same time not misers or greedy. They jsut want to satisfy themselves before they give it to the world. They typically do not stuff themselves not they tend to starve. They are very good people who would give you the best advices in life. They would make sure that you are not sad following their advice.
Case 10: People who offer the whole dosa and eat from others plate:
These folks are the other extreme. They know what they want, they what they want but cannot enjoy what they want. Instead they tend to settle for other things in life which satisfies the needs but does not satisfy the person completely. These guys are termed born losers cause even when they have the thing they wanted, they cant stop others from stealing it from them.
So next time you sit with a person eating a masala dosa, look closely and see if he falls into one of the above categories. You may be surprised as how much it reveals about the person.