Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures??

1. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.

2. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

3.  Chocolate is just another snack!!

4. You can be the president!!

5. You can never get pregnant.

6. You can wear a white T shirt and go to a water park

7. You can wear NO shirt to a water park

8. Car mechanis tell you the truth

9. The world is your urinal.

10. You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on the bolt

11. Same work, more pay

12. Wrinkles add character

13. People never stare at your chest when they are talking to you

14. New shoes dont cut, blister or mangle your feet

15. One mood all the time

16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

17. You know stuff about tanks. A five day vacation requires only one suite case

18. You can open all your own jars

19.  You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

20. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend

21. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

22. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades

23. You only have to shave your face and neck

24. You can play with toys all your life

25. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour for all seasons

26. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look

27. You can have freedom of choice concerning growing facial hair – moustache or a beard

28. You can do your annual shopping on 31st December in 30 minutes

29. You are unable to see wrinkles on your clothes

30. Everything on your face stays its original colour

No wonder men are happier.

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