A gentlemen cadet while undergoing training at one military academy reported sick and told the doctor that h was unabe to walk due to pain in his heels. After examination the doctor ound him only pretending to be ill. ”You don worry about your pain in the heels”, said the doctor. ”You are supposed to remain on your toes”.
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During weapons instruction the instructor asked”the enemy is 400 meters away, your rifle has a range of 200 meters. What would you do?” ”Shoot twice sergeant”, came the unthinking answer from the back of the room.